The Injunction Is Over

Today Judge Peter Busch of The California Superior Court lifted the court’s long-standing injunction against The City of San Francisco’s Bike Plan, originally leveled in response to a legal challenge in 2006 by local gadfly Rob Anderson. The petitioners named in the suit were two bogus “coalitions” formed by Anderson and his long-time friend and lawyer, Mary Miles, called Coalition for Adequate Review (lampooned by cycling advocates for its impossibly unintentional acronym, CAR) and Ninety Nine Percent (inappropriately named despite SFMTA having estimated bicycle ridership to be in excess of 1% of San Francisco’s “mode split” in 2000, a full 6 years before the filing).

Judge Busch’s decision rejects many of the petitioners’ claims in painstaking detail. For instance, in response to the claim that the environmental impact review (EIR) failed to analyze impacts to parking:

The Court finds that substantial evidence supports the EIR’s conclusion that parking is not an environmental impact in an urban context like San Francisco. The EIR notes that, in the experience of San Francisco transportation planners, when parking is scarce, would-be drivers make adjustments to their behavior, either by parking farther away, or by not driving and reaching their destination using other modes, such as transit, or walking. (See e.g., AR 2:637) There is some evidence to support this conclusion. For example, due to constrained parking conditions near AT&T Park, scores of would-be drivers opt to take transit, walk or bicycle to games played there. (AR 16:8589-8602) While the shift from one mode (vehicles) to another mode (bicycles, walking or transit) was found to be “not quantifiable”—meaning no precise numbers can be assigned to it—substantial evidence supports the EIR’s conclusion that it indeed occurs. (Id. [compare 96% auto use for fans attending Giants games at Candlestick Park with approximately 50% auto use at AT&T Park].)

In response to Anderson’s much-touted claim that the increase in traffic congestion caused by bicycles—and more specifically, from a reduction of automotive road capacity—would result in air quality impacts:

The EIR presents a “worst case scenario” in presenting the air quality impacts of the Project on bicyclists, as bicyclists are reasonably assumed to be the receptors closest to the source of air polluters (i.e., cars). However, no violations of carbon monoxide ambient air quality standards were predicted. (AR 3:1151) Even where mobile source air toxics were expected to increase, they were still lower than current significance thresholds, and were expected to be considerably lower in the future because of the more stringent emission standards on vehicles. (AR 3:1153, see also 22:12470.) Thus, the EIR’s finding that the impacts to air quality from the Project would be less than signifiant is supported by substantial evidence.

The word is still out on greenhouse gas emissions, though, since “mode shift could not be quantified”. But this is a problem inherent in transportation modeling, and it cannot be ignored that many of the other benefits gained in shifts from automobiles to other modes clearly outweigh the concern over increases in traffic congestion. And, despite the fact that mode shift remains “unquantifiable”, the success of even San Francisco’s stunted bicycle policies in the last four years has proven that decent infrastructure can spur adoption. Build it and they will come.

This has been a long time coming, and though I’ve remained skeptical throughout the case that the City would prevail, I’m very happy that this ordeal is over. The important lesson for San Francisco (and other American cities) is that simply rubber-stamping well-intentioned policies isn’t sufficient when it comes to making significant changes to our streets. Armed with the EIR and Judge Busch’s decisive ruling, transportation planners and politicians alike can now make a clearer and more convincing case for building bicycle infrastructure in their cities, and I hope that all of the hard work that’s gone into quantifying the potential impacts of doing so will inform a more constructive discussion about these issues in the future. Knowing how things work in this city, I can’t say that I’m holding my breath; but the Bike Plan is an important step in the right direction. Congratulations, San Francisco!

Chris Jordan on Visual Language

I’ve been doing some research for the course I’m teaching at SVA’s Interaction Design Summer Intensive this July, and this weekend I came across an oldie but goodie: Chris Jordan‘s 2008 TED talk on “shocking stats”:

I’m repeating his message here because for me it defines the cultural purpose of visualization and information design:

[T]he reason that I do this, it’s because I have this fear that we aren’t feeling enough as a culture right now. There’s this kind of anesthesia in America at the moment. We’ve lost our sense of outrage, our anger and our grief about what’s going on in our culture right now, what’s going on in our country, the atrocities that are being committed in our names around the world. They’ve gone missing; these feelings have gone missing. Our cultural joy, our national joy is nowhere to be seen. And one of the causes of this, I think, is that as each of us attempts to build this new kind of world view, this whole, optical world view, this holographic image that we’re all trying to create in our mind of the inter-connection of things: the environmental footprints a thousand miles away of the things that we buy; the social consequences ten thousand miles away of the daily decisions that we make as consumers.

As we try to build this view, and try to educate ourselves about the enormity of our culture, the information that we have to work with is these gigantic numbers: numbers in the millions, in the hundreds of millions, in the billions and now in the trillions. Bush’s new budget is in the trillions, and these are numbers that our brain just doesn’t have the ability to comprehend. We can’t make meaning out of these enormous statistics. And so that’s what I’m trying to do with my work, is to take these numbers, these statistics from the raw language of data, and to translate them into a more universal visual language, that can be felt. Because my belief is, if we can feel these issues, if we can feel these things more deeply, then they’ll matter to us more than they do now. And if we can find that, then we’ll be able to find within each one of us what it is that we need to find to face the big question, which is: How do we change? That, to me, is the big question that we face as a people right now: How do we change? How do we change as a culture, and how do we each individually take responsibility for the one piece of the solution that we are in charge of, and that is our own behavior?

My belief is that you don’t have to make yourself bad to look at these issues. I’m not pointing the finger at America in a blaming way. I’m simply saying, this is who we are right now. And if there are things that we see that we don’t like about our culture, then we have a choice.

The degree of integrity that each of us can bring to the surface, to bring to this question, the depth of character that we can summon as we show up for the question of how do we change, is already defining us as individuals and as a nation, and it will continue to do that on into the future. And it will profoundly affect the well-being, the quality of life, of the billions of people who are going to inherit the results of our decisions. I’m not speaking abstractly about this, I’m speaking—this is who we are in this room. Right now, in this moment.

Chris Jordan has an extraordinary talent for creating images that arrest not because they’re particularly shocking to see at first, but because upon inspection they reveal the magnitude of problems that our culture creates from seemingly harmless activities on a massive scale. Instead of just making people feel guilty about their behaviors, though, each image provides us with a clear path for change by highlighting a very specific aspect of our own consumption: If everyone who got onto an airplane in the next six hours brought a water bottle with them they could together save one million plastic cups; if we all brought our own reusable bags to the grocery store we could save 1.14 million paper bags every hour.

Change is daunting, and as a culture we’re often paralyzed by the breadth and depth of the world’s problems. When we begin to look at each of those problems individually, though, we find that many have very simple solutions. In the same way that our ingrained individual behaviors multiply to frightening proportions at a national or global scale, our conscious personal decisions can also scale up to massive, positive change. But we need to know what to change before we can even begin to consider how, and that’s why visualization and information design are so important right now. We need to hone our visual language so that we can more easily communicate to one another and ourselves the effects of our actions, and more effectively convey the knowledge and understanding necessary to produce real, lasting change at a global scale.

And that’s exactly why I do what I do: because I think that our work has the power to improve the visual literacy of data for an entire society. And though I’m sure that people have said so at every point in history since the dawn of critical thought, I think that it’s an exciting time to be alive. We have the tools, the skills, and the desire to change. Let’s do this.

Deepwater Horizon

Last week an oil rig called Deepwater Horizon exploded and sunk in the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 and triggering a leak that’s spilling an estimated 42,000 200,000 gallons of oil per day into the ocean. Greenpeace and Discover explain why it’s ecologically disastrous, but I think that this comment on the Times does a great job of framing this catastrophe in a broader context of ill-considered human behavior:

From that pathetic photo of the boat attempting to lasso the oil, it would appear that the oil companies have spent billions researching how to extract oil and bupkis researching how to clean it up. This is a disgusting way of life for all of us to directly or indirectly support through this selfish, short-sighted culture. We are destroying the only known life in the universe so that a few people can get their kicks pretending that they are wealthy because a hard drive which converts electrical impulses into a pattern on a magnetized screen displays numbers which symbolize the number of virtual pieces of green paper that could be extracted to show to other people who would trade them for goods that actually exist. Reality: if we ruin the planet, all of us are poor.

Call me crazy, but I think that we should have used the money which now lines the pockets of bailed out bank executives to retool the failed automakers so that they could build the wind turbines, trains, buses, and other infrastructure that we need to wean ourselves off of fossil fuels. My question is this: How many horrific catastrophes like this will we be forced to endure before we make the conscious decision, as a society, to change our ways?

A Meaningful Interaction

Last Thursday I stopped in at the Walgreens on Mission at 16th after work and encountered a ruckus at the entrance. A tall, young, white man with short-cropped hair was yelling at a squat, Latino man in a wheelchair with what appeared to be a freshly amputated leg. The wheelchair-bound panhandler was shrieking, and as I stepped into the store I heard his aggressor yell something along the lines of, “What are you going to do about it, huh? Why don’t you get up and fight?” I shook my head, found what I was looking for, saw the line I’d have to wait in to buy it, changed my mind, and left.

When I came out the front door they were still at it. As I walked past them I imagined what I would tell those guys if I cared. Then, in that same moment, I realized that I did care, so I said something. I stopped, turned to the white man, and said, “Hey, I don’t know what you’re yelling about, but I doubt that it’s worth your time. You should just let it go and move on.” He turned to me, and for a moment it seemed as though he was just going to start yelling at me instead. But I stopped him before he could say anything, gestured southward with my hands, and repeated myself: “Just move on.” He froze for a beat, looked down at his feet, took a deep breath, then looked back up at me and said, “You know what? You’re right.” ”Thank you,” he said as he followed me to the corner, leaving a very perplexed paraplegic panhandler in his wake.

He didn’t tell me how he’d gotten into the argument in the first place. He said that he’d been in Iraq and Afghanistan, and that he’d seen some serious shit. He was probably in his late 20s—my age, maybe a few years younger. I told him that he clearly had more important things to worry about than some crazy guy hanging out in front of the Walgreens at 16th and Mission, and he agreed. We stopped at the corner when it was clear that we were parting ways and he looked me in the eyes and said, “Thank you. I really needed that.” I extended my hand, but rather than shake mine he opened his arms wide, and cocked his head slightly in that way that people do when they’re unsure whether you’ll actually hug them. I did hug him, speechless but sympathetic, then smiled warmly, wished him luck, and went along my way.

Creationism

I think that as a society we’ve lost sight of the fact that real value is made when people actually create things—not just when things are sold.

I know that I haven’t kept my promise of writing here as often as I should. Hopefully this new format (more “thought of the day” than “essay of the quarter”) will better suit my, um, creative schedule.

My foray into bicycle infrastructure planning

Recently Stamen was asked by GOOD Magazine to participate in a recurring event called GOOD Design, the basic premise of which is to pair city agencies with local design firms in order to propose solutions for thorny problems of the agencies’ choosing. The deadlines were tight (about 6 weeks), and the designers were told that they could involve the city as much or as little as they deemed necessary. The exercise culminated in a series of presentations by the designers to a public audience at SPUR, the San Francisco Planning + Urban Research Association.

We were asked to work with the San Francisco Municipal Transit Authority. Our challenge:

Design a menu of street and transit integrated bicycle parking options that meets the urban safety, accessibility, utility, durability and security needs of the SF population.

If you know me, you can probably imagine how I reacted. Cycling is near and dear to my heart, so I volunteered to take it on.

Eric and I met with some very smart folks at SFMTA, and they defined the problem in more specific terms. They told us that space is at a premium on San Francisco sidewalks because of planning code regulations which stipulate curb set-back distances, limiting the availability of space for racks. We were told to consider connections to transit because the city’s topography limits (or at least slows) cyclists’ access to some parts of the city. Taking bikes on Muni is a pain in the ass as it is, and often it’s impossible because buses only have 2 front rack spaces. (LRV lines don’t allow bikes on board at all.) Long-term storage and integration with bike sharing facilities were also identified as challenges to address.

At this point, it’s worth noting that I (and we, as a company) have never done anything like this before. We don’t design physical systems. We work with data to create visual representations that make it clearer, and provide intuitive interfaces that allow people to dig into it and draw their own conclusions. The folks at GOOD are familiar with our work, and they knew this. So I saw the project as a rare opportunity to exercise my Design muscle—to get out of my comfort zone and actually take a position on a subject. The biggest challenge for me was going to be creating a visualization that could make (or at least bolster) the argument that was already forming in my brain.

Our first thought was that we could use the data to make suggestions for where bike parking should be added or improved. So we got a bunch of data from SFMTA, and I started mapping it out. I overlaid bike counts from 2006 through 2008 with land use shapefiles from SFGIS. I did the subtractive blending thing with TEP’s rapid Muni designations, the existing bike network, and the street grid. Mike made the brilliant suggestion of using streets’ slopes to emphasize ones that were more bike-friendly, so that we could see which parts of the bike network overlapped with flat roads:

street grades: cyan; bike network: magenta; TEP rapid transit: yellow

None of this told us anything about bike parking, though. Sure, there were the black lines that represented low-grade stretches of road well served by both transit and bike facilities. The SFMTA bike counts showed locations that were clearly being heavily used by cyclists, but the data was too sparse to draw any conclusions from it. After hacking on maps for a couple of days I still didn’t feel comfortable making a proposal based on visual artifacts alone. So I stepped back, switched on the right side of my brain, and attacked the problem from another angle.

Capacity, Security & Convenience

I started by defining three primary qualities of good bicycle parking: capacity, security, and convenience. All three of these, it turns out, are inexorably linked. Secure (for the bike, and safe for the cyclist) parking facilities are in well-traveled, public places, which makes them more convenient. High-capacity facilities are more convenient because they’re less likely to be full, reducing the likelihood that you’ll have to find somewhere else to park (which, as a result of being located further away, may also be less safe or secure). I did a bunch of research on existing facilities in other bike-friendly cities around the world. I read about some very cool technological solutions both purely conceptual and already in use. And, finally, I took stock of what we have in San Francisco. The first thing to address was how most cyclists park on a day-to-day basis.

Street-Side Facilities

There was a lot to consider. Sidewalk parking is extremely limited in San Francisco for several reasons. Thanks to the Bike Plan injunction, the city has essentially been unable to install bike racks for three years, which results in most cyclists having to lock their bikes to parking meters, street signs, and trees. The city is going to start a trial of their SFpark system next year, which has the potential to render them obsolete, and at which point the city could either remove them entirely or turn them into more explicit bike parking with “ring and sleeve” attachments. But that doesn’t address the problem of places in the city without parking meters already. And, as the Bike Plan points out:

Where quality bicycle parking facilities are not provided, determined bicyclists lock their bicycles to lampposts, parking meters, street signs, trees, or other street furniture, all of which are undesirable because they are often less secure, can interfere with pedestrian movement and can create liability issues or damage to street furniture or trees.

And with the exception of the wider sidewalks downtown and streets within or bordering parks, there aren’t many places that can reasonably accommodate new parking structures. All of the technological solutions that I read about (underground elevators with swipe card access, solar-powered bike trees with RFID, etc.) seem to introduce more issues than they solve. So, where to we put bicycles if the sidewalks can’t accommodate them—or if the sidewalk just isn’t an appropriate place for bicycles to begin with? The answer (somewhat problematically, as I’ll explain later) is the street.

SF Main Public Library on-street parking by sfbike on Flickr

Lo and behold, the relatively new bike corral in front of the SF Main Public Library is a near-perfect example. It fits lots of bikes, its bollards provide both the sense and reality of safety from passing motor vehicles, and the circular racks are easier to lock to and more secure than their staple-shaped ancestors. And it’s right in front of the library entrance. Capacious. Secure. Convenient. Bike corrals formed the backbone of my presentation, and I even suggested a couple of improvements: Give them shelter from the elements, because it rains a lot in the winter here; and make them well-lit so that they’re safer and easier to use at night.

Growing the city’s bicycle parking capacity with corrals by strategically co-opting parking spaces throughout the city has the potential to make biking a much more appealing affair than it’s perceived to be right now, because doing so both actually makes people’s lives easier and acts as a form of not-so-subtle advertising to motorists and pedestrians. A well-placed corral provides rock star parking for many more people than you could fit in a single car, and this point needs to be driven home to would-be cyclists.

Long-Term Facilities

I also looked at long-term parking facilities. Secure long-term facilties are important for cyclists who travel long distances or need to ditch their bikes for long periods away from home. Some European cities (like Beilen) offer single-bike storage lockers at airports and train stations. We have exactly 31 such lockers in San Francisco, distributed meagerly amongst private automobile parking lots throughout the city. This is a good start, but the city really needs to advertise these more and get more of them installed if they want to attract more “serious” users, such as office commuters and people who travel by bike. Shoppers who bike to their destination may choose to take a taxi or transit home if they’ve loaded up on bags and return to get their bikes later. Providing all of these users with secure, convenient parking infrastructure could go a long way toward driving adoption amongst people who rely primarily (if not exclusively) on the ease of automobile access to their destination. According to Tom Vanderbilt,

Surveys have shown that the leading deterrent to potential bicycle commuters is lack of a safe, secure parking spot on the other end. (In England, for example, it’s been estimated that a bicycle is stolen every 71 seconds.)

In my presentation I touched briefly on strategies for getting more long-term bike parking installed. Cities such as Pittsburgh and Philidelphia have planning code regulations on the books that require a share of new parking facilities be allotted for bicycles in both commercial and residential developments. New York went a step further and mandated that existing private garages sacrifice some car space for bikes. San Francisco has some regulations simliar to Pittsburg’s and Philidelphia’s, but they’re pretty weak. If mandating a larger share of bicycle parking proves difficult (parking in San Francisco being as politically charged an issue as it is) the city should consider encouraging garages and new developments to provide it with tax breaks.

However, there are a number of issues with tightly coupling bicycle and automobile parking, and at some point we’re going to have to go further. Rather than expound upon those ideas, though, I left some time at the end of my presentation for a fairly radical idea.

Devalue the Bicycle

Mike and I have been to Amsterdam and Copenhagen recently, respectively, and both observed how radically different cycling is there from American cities. Mike explained that the lack of value prescribed to bikes is what he thinks makes them so much more prevalent in Amsterdam. There are obviously a lot of factors at work (quality of infrastructure and transit policy being much higher on the list, obviously), but the need for an explict bicycle “culture” is one that we would do well to abolish. Ours is a fundamentally materialistic society, and I think that one of the biggest barriers to wide-scale adoption of the bicycle as a mode of transit is ownership.

When most people first “get into cycling”, they go out and buy a bunch of stuff: a shiny new bike, a helmet, sporty gloves, socks, reflective pant leg straps, rear-view mirrors, lights, bells, and so on. What they quickly discover, though, is that so little of that is necessary for just getting around town. The amount of time and effort it takes to get ready for a bike ride can be a big deterrent to riding often. The security of the bike and the speed at which it can be locked and unlocked become really important. (If people don’t perceive the sidewalk to be a safe place to leave their bike, they’re not going to take it anywhere.) The hassle of having to carry bikes up and down stairs or walk them up steep hills can break even the most determined adopters. The answer to all of these problems is to commoditize bikes so that it’s not necessary for anyone to own one—or if they do, help people feel comfortable enough leaving it out on the sidewalk overnight without worrying that it’ll be stolen.

Bike sharing programs are one solution. The bicycle parking system entry on Wikipedia says:

The launch of Velo’v in Lyon, France turned out to be a watershed. An bike unfriendly city prior to the launch of Velo’v in 2005, Lyon saw an increase of 500% in bicycle trips, a quarter of which were due to the bike sharing system. Velo’v introduced a number of innovations that were later copied by Velib and most other systems, including electronic locks, smart cards, telecommunication systems and on board computers.

San Francisco is already pursuing a bike sharing program of its own, but cycling advocates have made it clear that it’s bound to fail if implemented at the paltry scale initially planned.

The solution that I proposed in my presentation was to seed the city with beater bikes. European cycling havens haven’t done this explicitly, but the effect of devalued bicycles there has been that people approach cycling in a much more casual manner than we do in America. Most Danes and Dutch have their bikes “stolen” often; what makes it okay is that there’s bound to be some crappy bike nearby, unlocked and just begging to be ridden away. Some may see this as utopian socialism at best, and anarchy at worst; but the fact remains: The less you care about your bike being stolen, scratched, or harmed in any way the more comfortable you’ll feel leaving it on the sidewalk; and thus, the more likely you’ll be to take it out with you around town. Seasoned city cyclists know that the best way to prevent theft is to make it look as though no part of your bike is worth stealing. What better way to do that than ride a bike that isn’t actually worth much to begin with?

The Presentation

The presentation itself went pretty well. I spoke way too fast and tripped on a couple of words, but the audience seemed interested and appreciative. During the Q&A afterward SFMTA’s Tim Papandreou admitted that distributing beater bikes throughout the city was an interesting idea, but said that the city couldn’t adopt it as policy. Even if San Francisco’s bike sharing program succeeds, though, I still think that it would be interesting to see the effects of free beater bikes scattered throughout the city.

Another important point that I made was that SFMTA really needs to start collecting more data. They need to have a better idea of how many people are riding bikes in the city, where they’re going, and where parking is a problem. They installed an inductive loop counter on Fell St this February, but they’re going to need lots more counters throughout the city and at least a year’s worth of data if they’re hoping to use automated counts as evidence of the need for improved infrastructure. My hope, of course, is that they will then make that data available to the public so that people like me can make maps which bolster their arguments.

The thing that Tim said which stuck with me most was that they need more people to show up at public hearings to advocate for infrastructure like bike corrals. Automobile parking is a very touchy issue in San Francisco because drivers feel that there isn’t enough of it to go around as it is. But there are many people with cars in San Francisco who wouldn’t need them if we had better public transit and bicycle infrastructure, and car sharing programs can fulfill the infrequent automotive needs of many city drivers. San Francisco’s motorists have a lot of preconceived (and fundamentally inaccurate) notions of the private automobile as the lifeblood of city commerce, and helping them understand why replacing a parking space for a single car with a corral that can fit 20 times as many bikes is a good idea will require lots of time and patience.

The key, I think, is to find locations in neighborhoods with politically engaged citizens who support cycling, and implement better bike parking there first. Before installing permanent racks, the city could even test locations by reclaiming metered spaces, like Park(ing) Day but sanctioned by the city and studied by SFMTA. Once the city is able to demonstrate the potential for dedicated on-street bike parking to dramatically increase sales (and I honestly think that well-placed corrals will do so for places like Bi-Rite and Four Barrel), savvy businesses will be clamoring for them.

The SFMTA needs our help to make these things happen. Public hearings about parking are dominated nowadays by the fearful voices of drivers and business owners who don’t know any better. Attending these hearings helps us learn, as individuals, what the terms of discussion are and better understand the concerns of those who are opposed. Showing up at these meetings also sends a powerful message to the opposition and the community: Cyclists are here to stay, and we care about both local businesses and the design of the city’s streets.

SFMTA has rightfully celebrated the dramatic increase in cycling in our city over the last couple of years. And I think it’s important to remember that these gains were gotten while the injunction was still in place, which means that people are adopting cycling despite the lack of new infrastructure. I can’t wait to see what happens when the injunction is lifted and the city is able to start improving the situation for cyclists on our streets.

I really have to hand it to GOOD for putting on these events. They set a precedent for city governments to reach out to the design community for solutions to particularly hairy problems. Both parties benefit from these relationships: The city gets a fresh perspective on design, and the firm gets an opportunity to become civically engaged and attain local relevance and recognition. I’ve made it a personal mission to get Stamen more directly involved in the design of cities, and this was a huge step in the right direction.

So, both on behalf of my company and as a citizen of the forward-thinking city of San Francisco: Thanks, GOOD Magazine.

Check out the slides if you’re into that sort of thing.

Further Reading

GOOD Design event organizer and moderator Alissa Walker wrote up this wonderful recap of the San Francisco event. You can read her coverage of past events in Los Angeles here and here, and be sure to check out her Design Is a Verb blog for news on upcoming events in a city near you.

More on bike parking:

Why do you hate bikes so much, Rob?

The following is my response to Rob Anderson’s post in which he pats himself on the back for being profiled in the Wall Street Journal.

It’s telling that a large majority of your supporters have latched onto your argument simply because they, too, see all cyclists as sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, whiney, liberal weenies whose motivations for riding a bike are more political than practical.

And it’s true: some bicyclists are real jerks—as are, you’re no doubt aware, a similar proportion of the general public. (And, having lived in San Francisco as long as you have, you shouldn’t be surprised that a large portion of any interest group is outspokenly progressive.) But you’re not advancing the discussion by painting everyone who chooses to ride a bike with that brush. There are plenty of responsible, courteous riders out there who do so because it’s healthy, fun, and economical. Most of them don’t go to SFBC rallies or ride in Critical Mass because they don’t have the time, aren’t politically motivated to do so, or just aren’t aware of them at all. Biking is simply the mode of transportation that they’ve chosen, and in the end it really doesn’t matter why. You walk and ride public transit; I ride a bike most of the time; so what’s the big deal?

I’ll tell you what the big deal is: You, in your curmudgeonly role as the anti-bike crusader, are actively thwarting the San Francisco bike-riding constituency’s efforts to make cycling in the city safer. Your cynical arguments, backed almost entirely with anecdotal evidence of cyclist self-righteousness, the unwavering assertion that bikes are inherently dangerous, and the ludicrously illogical suggestion that reducing automobile LOS will result in increased emissions, are all gargantuan straw men that serve no point but to distract from the core issue: your blind hatred of bikes.

Why do you hate bikes so much, Rob? Think long and hard before you answer, because broad generalizations like “cyclists are sanctimonious hippies” isn’t really a tenable argument. And don’t give me that “power-hungry SFBC” bullshit, either, because you and I both know that there are thousands of people riding their bikes in the city that don’t give a rat’s ass about the “pro-bike [or 'anti-car'] lobby”. They’re just trying to get wherever they’re going in one piece. And in your attempt to stymie them, you just come across as a big ‘ol jerk.

So keep fighting the good fight, Rob. And we’ll keep on riding our bikes despite (not, as you seem to think, in spite of) your irrational tirade, with the faith that when the EIA is finished the bike plan will be vindicated and you’ll have forced the city to spend a ridiculous sum of money to prove what we’ve known to be true all along: that making our streets more accessible to bikes is an important step toward making the the city a healthier, happier, and safer place for everyone to live.

In Praise of Anarchy

In which our unlikely protagonist second-guesses the easy life.

This weekend I took a ride on the Mexican Bus—which, it occurs to me now, sounds like one of those humorously disgusting sex acts that people seem to bandy about more often than should be appropriate. (Last weekend, in fact, my friends and I coined “Indian Frisbee” during a game of 500 that ended abruptly when the frisbee landed in a puddle of orange liquid that looked vaguely like tikka masala. We never did come up with a suitably repulsive sexual analog for the phrase.) Thankfully, though, there were no Hot Carls or Donkey Punches last night—just a bunch of crazy folks shotgunning Pabst and flouting seat belt laws.

It’s been a while since I last pierced a beer can with a key, and the shenanigans were a painful (literally—my head still hurts) reminder of the crazy stuff that I used to do on a pretty regular basis. But afterward I came across some photographs by Tod Seelie that made the things I did in what I reluctantly refer to as my hay day pale in comparison. I felt that same sense of, uh, softcoreness as I read a piece in last month’s Harper’s in which Matthew Power describes his journey down the Mississippi River with a group of vagrant freegan anarchists.

That free-wheeling lifestyle is something that I’ve always found really fascinating but never actually imagined being able to handle. A friend of mine and I were having a light-hearted conversation about post-apocalyptic fetishism recently, and I admitted to occasionally having fantasized about a total societal meltdown and the resulting conditions that would require me to ride across the country on my bike with a shotgun strapped to my back—kind of like a nicer and slightly more hygiene-conscious version of the lone biker of the apocalypse from Raising Arizona. And I’m sure that this all sounds kind of silly coming from some dorky “design technologist” in San Francisco, but seriously: Watch some of the video documentation of events like Slaughterama or Minibikewinter and just try to tell me that there isn’t a part of you that yearns to joust on a tall bike cheered on by a throng of drunk kids.

I guess I just want to be part of something raw every once in a while. And while Burning Man scratches that itch to some degree, it would be nice to have something more local and frequent that didn’t require lugging a week’s worth of food and water along. I don’t know what that is, the kind of people I’d expect to meet there, or how drunk I’d have to be to actually enjoy it. But I think it would be worth doing.

If you’re coming to Yuri’s Night, flag me down and we’ll talk about how to make the best of the impending collapse of the global economy. Amon Tobin, John Tejada, Lusine, Christopher Willits, Deru, Tycho and Mr. Projectile will be there. It’s pretty much the antithesis of everything I’ve described here, but I don’t doubt that it’ll be a good time. And if not we can head out into the desert, build a makeshift ramp, and launch ourselves over a heap of burning garbage blasting AC/DC. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Inevitably Inaugural

Blog is such a goofy word. I’m almost embarrassed to say that I have one now. But hey, here it is. Huzzah!

I’ve spent a lot of time pondering what I really wanted this site to be. And I’ve spent a lot of time considering whether that time would have been better spent just setting up the stupid thing and writing. I thought a lot about how I could make this a site touch on both my personal and professional endeavors. Much mental energy was expended devising clever ways to categorize things that I do as either “work” or “play”, even going so far as to have separate sites for each. But the more that I thought about it the closer I came to realizing that “work vs. play” is a false dichotomy. These are not mutually exclusive—or even differentiating—features; they’re just two dimensions on an infinitely multivariate graph.

Most of my work at Stamen involves playful exploration and experimentation. And, in an ironic twist, most of the stuff that I do in my spare time ends up being a lot more painful than it probably should be. Making (and, more specifically, finishing) music has proven to be really difficult. But creating informative graphical representations of complex data sets? Not so much. My hope is that writing about all of these things in one place will help me form more cohesive thoughts about the “work” that I do, so that I can start thinking of it more as a collective body of creative output than a disjointed collection of projects done on or off the clock.

Which is really just a long-winded way of saying that I’m going to write about lots of different stuff: design, technology, music, bikes, and food, for instance. So yeah, enjoy.